Alex: hey mom... Is there an opposite of normal?
Me (in a half stupor still waiting for the coffee to kick in): What????
Alex : Is there an opposite of normal?
Me: .... ... .... Um weird I guess
Alex (rolling his eyes and sighing at me) : You don't know what I meant! do you?
Me(really confused trying to think but my brain is asleep): What did you mean?
Alex: Is there an opposite of normal people?
Me (thinking WTH??????): Um .... insane?
Thank you 2 hour delay!