Just kidding!!

Some jokes from my awesome 3 year old....

Knock knock..
who's there?
apple...
apple who?
apple for a snack.

She will also say banana sometimes.

why did the chicken cross the road?
why? (don't answer with anything else or she yells "NOOOOO I say it!!!)
To eat his lunch!

Girl likes to eat OK LOL.

Other answers to Why did the chicken cross the road..

To play hide and seek..
To go potty....
To gets away from a cat so he doesn't bite him....

Aren't 3 year old's fun!